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More Goddamn Ice
January 14, 2009
Ice is not nice
Ice, ice went away came again too goddamn soon
Hoo boy am I sick of the ice. Can't walk anywhere without taking excruciatingly small steps. Probably can't wok either but I wouldn't know, not having a wok. Even Travvy the sure-pawed malamute is slip-sliding all over the place.
It rained last night, then it froze. Now it's freezing harder. Tomorrow's high is supposed to be in barely double digits Fahrenheit. There isn't a close-to-freezing temp in the forecast till Sunday.
Ice sucks.
Ice probably has all sorts of metaphysical, metaphorical beauties but I'm impervious. Clear, cold, and frozen solid, just like the ice.
The Lord in his wisdom made the ice That's how we know that God's not nice
Global warming Glow bull warming bull scheiss bull schuss bull spin a 360 in the middle of the road bull stagger down the road like a drunken sailor bull pucky bull hockey
Bulls on skates can't wait
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